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Wife Status Quotes Short Messages for Whatsapp Facebook

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

A perfect gift for u! 
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, 
Non-taxable, silent performance, 
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It's a SMILE from me to u!

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones unless the house is on fire…

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

When a man steals your wife 
there is no better revenge than 
to let him keep her.

One tree can start a forest, 
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care 
One person like you can make life worth living!

Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, 
I would surely put U and I together.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.

You are a 9.999. 
Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Husband: Tum kaun ho!
Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.
Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Why will you die?
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta.

Cellphones can be irritating. 
Have to buy a card. 
Have to recharge battery. 
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? 
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to 
Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or 
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

A day without your love is a day without life. 
I can't think of anything but you.

Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me,
You will stay there for the rest of your life.

I love you not because of who you are, 
But because of who I am when I am with you.

Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I will be mad!
Wife: Will you marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but d audience was full of fools nd idiots.
Wife: Is dat y u addressed dem as ur brothers & Sisters.

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!

Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of her husband . . .


'MISS' for one hour and 'STRESS' for 23 hours everyday . . . !:-D

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...


Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)

MAN: Cut my hair short.

BARBER: How short you would like to..?
MAN: itney chotey k meri biwi inhen pakarr na sakey... ;->

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy

K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.

Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha

K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi...;-)

Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,


Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)


Even my child too started 2 walk without any support but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking..!!

“I dreamt that you were mine, and then I woke up smiling because I realized it was not a dream. You are already mine!”

“You fill all the emptiness in my heart. I’m so thankful to have you in my life. I love you very much!”

“You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wife!”

“Your heart is full of love and affection. Your hands are always caring. I am lucky to have you as my wife.”

“No greater light illuminates my path than the love and change you have brought into my life. Thanks, my love.”

“I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of the world alone. Love you, my dear.”

“When I look at you I wonder if I did something really good to get such a marvelous gift from God. You have been a blessing in my life and this is just to say I love you.”

“With you I can be my silliest best and never worry about being judged, because you are my better half in the truest sense. I love you!”

“No matter how many years pass by in our marriage, there will be two moments when I will like to be with you – Now and Forever! Love you, my sweetie.”

“Even the silent moments we share together have the power to drown all of life’s chaos. That is why we make a great team, honey.”