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Work Status Quotes Short Messages for Whatsapp Facebook

I love my job on my days off..

I love my job, it’s the work I hate.

A job isn’t a job, It’s who you are.

I have this thing called a job…

WhatsApp is my first job.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.

All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

A procrastinator's work is never finished.

Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Work Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

I have this thing called a job...

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.