Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away. |
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Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day. |
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Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them. |
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I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.. |
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You and your rumors have two things in common, you’re both fake and you both get around. |
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If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye.. |
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Well, We have a poke button, now we need a punch and pinch and kick button.. |
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Facebook is a crazy house People poke each other all day have an imaginary pet farm and talk to walls |
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I don’t have issues, I have demonds and they are the ones with issues |
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I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you. |
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Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you. |
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I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic. |
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I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience… |
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I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT.. |
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If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read.. |
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