Best Statuses
Below you will find our collection of best facebook statuses.
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When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.. |
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Thinks if Peter Piper picked peppers and Jack and Jill ran up the hill and Mary took her lamb to school, wasn’t Humpty Dumpty lazy just sitting on a wall? |
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. |
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I bet that in prison everyone’s FB relationship status is set to it’s complicated. |
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. |
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Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it. |
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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When we are bored we get on Facebook, then we get bored on Facebook so we get off then 15 min later back on. its an endless cycle.. |
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My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business. |
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. |
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Sometimes the only one who can appreciate you, is you. |
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. |
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Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left… |
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Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day. |
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Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.. |
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